Just For Fun

Hot Tea: A Story and a Recipe

Trey’s bedside (imagine it smells of hot tea, crisp linen sheets, and a touch of his aftershave, which contains notes of ocean and evergreen).

One of the very first things Tai learns about Trey—before she even learns his first name—is that he doesn’t drink alcohol, only water and hot tea. (PS: You can revisit that epic moment HERE.)

Since that time, Tai and I have both learned a lot about tea, all kinds of tea: the bright floral notes of a first-flush Darjeeling, the smoky punch of lapsang souchong, the earthy sweetness of pu-erh. We’ve also learned the intricacies of tea preparation, because Trey takes his steaming hot without a speck of cream or sugar.

Which is not how I drank it growing up in the flatlands of Middle Georgia. Back then, there was one kind of tea—Lipton—and one way to drink it—sweet and strong and ice cold.

Unless you wanted to make Russian tea. Which was sweet tea mixed with orange juice, pineapple juice, cinnamon and clove, and then heated just to boiling. My fondest memories of the beverage are from the nights my father and brother would vacate the house, leaving my mother and me to our own devices. This meant popcorn for supper, Love Boat and Fantasy Island for entertainment, and Russian tea as a nightcap. In my imagination, I was partaking of a drink with a rich and storied history, sipped by czars and czarinas against a snow-bound landscape as exotic as Narnia.

In truth, Russian tea is an American invention from sometime in the late nineteenth/early twentieth century (you can read more of its fascinating evolution at Yesterdish). It reached an apex of popularity in the 1960s, however, with the creation of Tang, which led to many “instant” versions of the drink, most of them now named Hot Spiced Tea (the descriptive “Russian” eliminated in a patriotic nod to the US space program, which chose Tang as the breakfast drink of its astronauts).

A fine example of a Russian tea samovar (with appropriate snacks).

But as American as Russian tea is, Russian tea culture is supremely Russian. Its story begins in the early days of the Siberian Route, the historic road that connected Russia to Siberia and China in the seventeenth century. At first, black tea was too expensive for anyone who wasn’t royal or rich, and the ceremonies surrounding it were equally luxurious. Porcelain teacups rimmed with gold, gilded glass tea holders called podstakanniks, and the magnificent samovars which delivered boiling water in supreme elegance.

My mother’s recipe was not elegant, but then, neither were we. And that was the best part. If you’re looking for a little spot of warmth and comfort this holiday season, I highly recommend it. 

Dinah Floyd’s Hot Spiced Tea 

2 quarts sweet tea

1 can (6 oz) pineapple juice

1 cup orange juice

1/2 teaspoon each: ground cinnamon and cloves 

Add cinnamon and cloves to tea in saucepan and bring to a boil. Add pineapple juice and orange juice and heat just until boiling again. Garnish with lemon or orange slices. Great for afternoon tea or anytime when the weather is a little chilly.

The Perfect Mojito

You might have noticed a new publisher behind my Tai & Trey stories — Mojito Literary Press. Which is itself a part of the Mojito Literary Society, founded oh so many years ago by a bunch of us writerly types to celebrate joy, in all its forms.

And one of those joys is, of course, the mojito.


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The derivation of the name is unclear; it could refer to mojo, a lime-flavored seasoning mixture popular in Cuban cuisine, or to the word mojadito, Spanish for "a little wet." A favorite drink of Ernest Hemingway (whose graffiti praising the drink can still be seen on the walls of his favorite Cuban bar), the mojito is a deceptively simple mixture of five basic ingredients: rum, lime juice, cane sugar, club soda, and fresh mint leaves (traditionally yerba buena in Cuba, but most commonly spearmint or peppermint in the US).

I've had many mojitos. Some have been exquisite; others have been as limp and tasteless as salad in a glass. I make my own at home regularly, and they are quite tasty if I do say so myself (and I do). Still, when it comes to mixology, there's no greater authority than my friend Chris Milligan. He writes the blog The Sante Fe Barman and is, IMHO, a genius with all things spirited. When I asked him to explain how to make a perfect mojito, he graciously obliged.

So here it is, folks, straight from someone who knows.

The Perfect Mojito

You’ll need:

  • 10-12 mint leaves

  • 3/4 oz simple syrup

  • 1/2 oz lime juice (freshly squeezed)

  • 2 oz white rum

  • Club soda

  • Ice

  • Lime wheel for garnish

In a 12-oz glass, muddle mint leaves with simple syrup and lime juice. Add ice, rum, and fill with club soda. Using a long-handled spoon, pull the mint from the bottom of the glass to combine. You are also mixing in the lime and simple syrup. Garnish with lime wheel or mint sprig.

Important Mixology Skills and Information!

  • Muddling—the idea in this drink is to extract the oils from the mint without tearing the leaves, so be gentle.

  • Measure, Measure, Measure. Get a small OXO measuring cup or jigger. This is KEY.

  • That brings us back to the glassware. If your glasses are bigger than 12 oz, you will need to adjust.

  • A lime wheel is a lime cut in a circle from pole to pole.

  • Simple syrup—1 lb. BY WEIGHT of sugar and 8 oz of water (filtered) by volume. Place in a small saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, reduce heat, and simmer for 5 minutes. Let cool to room temperature. This keeps for 3-5 days or add a shot of vodka to keep for 3 weeks. Let cool to room temperature. This keeps for 3-5 days or add a shot of vodka to keep for 3 weeks.

  • If you’d like to make this virgin, simply omit the rum. It’s just as refreshing and delicious.

Happy Whittleween!

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We do this holiday right here at Whittle Central, combining my love of all things dark and spooky with my husband’s engineering prowess and my daughter’s creative flair. We’ve even started a website just for the occasion, and we’re inviting you to be our very special guest.

Visit us at https://www.whittleween.com. Click the PHOTOS tab to see images of Whittleween Past, or visit The Boo Blog! to see what the Diabolical Engineer might be up to. Visit the LINKS page to see what experts we follow throughout the year.

And if you’re anywhere near Southeast Georgia on Saturday, October 30th (which is when our town will be trick-or-treating) do drop by. If you’re in costume, you get candy. I promise.